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Everything You Need To Know For W/C 21/7/14

It's Tell An Old Joke Day on Thursday and you might need some ammunition in case someone expects you to have a gag up your sleeve. Here's three I've come up with for you:

  • Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because 'love' means nothing to them.
  • Why should you never bet on a horse at 15-1? Because they are terrible at general knowledge (this is better read out loud).
  • Lionel Richie is divorcing his second wife, if he gets married again he'll have been wed once, twice, three times to ladies.

 No need to thank me...

 

Jim x