It's Tell An Old Joke Day on Thursday and you might need some ammunition in case someone expects you to have a gag up your sleeve. Here's three I've come up with for you:
- Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because 'love' means nothing to them.
- Why should you never bet on a horse at 15-1? Because they are terrible at general knowledge (this is better read out loud).
- Lionel Richie is divorcing his second wife, if he gets married again he'll have been wed once, twice, three times to ladies.
No need to thank me...