1000 Jokes in June

All this month we are having a laugh

It's our 1000 Jokes in June so if you have a funny one then let us know.  We will publish (the clean ones) right here and maybe call you up to tell everyone your joke on air and make everyone laugh.  

Download our iPhone app and you can record your joke and send it direct to the studio.

Here's a selection of your jokes:

Why are pirates so greedy?

Because they ARR

What do you call a belt wearing a watch?

A waste of time
 

Where do pirates do their shopping?

ARRgos

What do bulls do when they are stuck in a traffic jam?

They sound their horns
 

Just bought a new TV to watch Premier League football next season, not happy as its got no Leeds